The drunk dude who peed in my yard last night

[rebeccmeister]

I'm a light sleeper. Shortly after 1 am, I awoke to the sound of shuffling feet out in the yard, and saw a person's silhouette cross in front of the window by my bed. People don't venture that far back in the yard at that time of night, so this quickly aroused suspicion as I lay in bed, trying to decide what to do.

Then I heard the unmistakable sound of urine splattering on the ground. All I can say is, that dude, whoever he was, was very lucky that he elected to pee on the ground instead of on my herb garden, which was dangerously close nearby. I'm guessing he had attended the football game and had a bit too much to drink. Still. What a jerk.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Rebecca,
Despite your gentlemen caller picking a rather poor peeing place, the picture you described was absolutely hilarious. I would have paid lots of dinero to have seen the beat-down you would have given this guy had he pointed his stream towards your garden. Don't mess with the herbs!
Sonja